Another session of CurHat… Selamat menikmati! Maap, postingan ini sengaja dibuat berbahasa Inggris dengan maksud dan tujuan tertentu hehehehe…..

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Some of you *yeah, you guys!* must’ve known already the person I’m referring to as “Bronsum Ailurofobia”. I really don’t have to tell you all the name of this You-Know-Who, right? I’m gonna tell you the truth about this You-Know-Who… But please, don’t push me to tell you his real name.

Well, Bronsum actually suffers from a combination of several psychological disorders, such as:

  1. Mythomania a.k.a. Compulsive Lying a.k.a. Pseudologia Fantastica a.k.a. Pathological Lying alias lying to cover up for one’s previous lies. Bronsum always makes up lie after inconsistent lie until he finally comes to the apex of his lying, and then falls flat on his own stupid, incoherent lies.
  2. Erotomania, a delusional belief in which Bronsum thinks every other people love him.
  3. Echolalia, a habit of repeating what other people say. Bronsum oftentimes describes about some things that in real life never have happened to him in person.
  4. A prejudice directed towards oneself, in which Bronsum admits of being sorry and deeply regretful about himself, but that’s all plain bullshit.

It is a blessed coincidence that my new friend, Betha, is someone that I can talk to, comfortably and maturely. (This is indeed amazing since she is 3 years younger than I am.) As soon as I told her my story about Bronsum, she instinctively knew that Bronsum is a compulsive liar and I have to keep myself away from him.

Bronsum should’ve realized that, in order to get some friends, and even love, he does not have to consider himself better than anyone else. Neither he needs to act as if he knew every living being in this beloved world of ours, for whoever he is, if he can be true to himself, I am quite sure that lots of people would want to befriend him. He’s basically so funny and kind-hearted inside…

Bronsum, I sincerely hope you read my posting. It is my purpose to awaken you from a nightmare of bad thoughts, a condition in which destruction is at all times rearing its vicious head to hunt you down and bite you eventually. Bronsum, it is far better to have a character that is age-appropriate, and also truthful to itself. That, I swear to God, is much more comforting for me.

Hey you, Bronsum Ailurofobia! If you want to change, I am more than ready to be friends with you again… even the best of friends… I’m still waiting!

PS: thanks to Mindmaker for your assistance and also Gde, GiE, Mimi, Senny and Betha for being there for me…